Ryan

You need to buy an iPhone.



Right now.

Ryan, when are you throwing your party?

...and am I invited?


Throw a party and get Windows 7 free!

http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/02/get-windows-7-ultimate-for-free-by-throwing-a-party/

http://houseparty.com/windows7

Crabcore tips

For those interested in learning the finer points of the crabcore stance:

Roooorrrrrrrr rooorr roooooooorrr orrorror rororor

Happy 4th

Enjoy my favorite rendition of the national anthem.

No Em Jay Posts

I'm very proud of this blog and my own for not contributing to the billions of "Em Jay is dead!" posts that are still circulating the internet. I'm honestly surprised that it's become that big of a deal. I know he was huge in the 80s, but he hasn't even been in the news for years now. Is his death really overshadowing Iran? Gay.

Not Enough

I'll be honest...there just aren't enough hardcore bands that use vocoders and break into a techno chorus.

If you watch 40 seconds or so and feel like giving up, skip forward to 2:45. You'll be glad you did.

For Ian: Steven Seagal visits Dalai Lama

This is my favorite Steven Seagal video.

Terminator Saves Jesus

I forgot about this video, but it was a favorite of mine back before YouTube was around.

Non-Ryan Pwnage

I must perpetuate this video because it is simply awesome.

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Stanky Leg - GS BOYZ

A little education for all of us

Featuring Ryan's favorite sound EFFEXXZZORS!!!

[via Gizmodo]

Wonder Boner

Japanese penis sooo....

http://en.sido-collection.com/online.html

Tom Green was right.

I didn't take his advice, and I got cancer.

Please check the new tune of the day...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto_tune

http://www.t-pain.net/

RAAAA!!!

Messin' with Sasquatch

I'm NOT a PC...

...but I am definitely part iPhone and here's why -

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