My name is BP and I'm here to say,
My friends are on this blog in a major way.
I'll try to keep it clean, sorta BUBBS-style,
Otherwise this place will surely be defile-d.
Justin is cringing as I pop this rhyme,
He be like 'whuddup!', face puckered like a lime.
Thank you b! Ian for letting me be a guest here,
I try not to abuse it and say anything too queer.