How to use a Forklift

Rainborgaasm.

This second one is the auto-tune version, along with the ICP surprise at 1:05

Put a Donk On It

Hero of the Day: Nigel Ficke

I'll see your Die Antwoord, and raise you an ICP...

Ian, for you. ICP's latest video.

Be sure to listen carefully to the lyrics. In this song, the lyrics are everything. (Warning: retarded swears)



Also try out this SNL skit.



And then this Break.com sketch.


The Juggalo News Network - Watch more Funny Videos

Finally, I challenge you to watch all 42 seconds of this all-girl juggalette mosh pit without tasting bile. (Warning: serious hotties)


All-Girl Juggalo Mosh Pit - Watch more Funny Videos

Your day just got ruined, sucka.

Flavor of the Week - Die Antwoord

Ryan, we want to "Take U To Da Movies"...

Bangs 8

Ryan

You need to buy an iPhone.



Right now.

Ryan, when are you throwing your party?

...and am I invited?


Throw a party and get Windows 7 free!

http://www.engadget.com/2009/09/02/get-windows-7-ultimate-for-free-by-throwing-a-party/

http://houseparty.com/windows7

Crabcore tips

For those interested in learning the finer points of the crabcore stance:

Roooorrrrrrrr rooorr roooooooorrr orrorror rororor

Happy 4th

Enjoy my favorite rendition of the national anthem.

No Em Jay Posts

I'm very proud of this blog and my own for not contributing to the billions of "Em Jay is dead!" posts that are still circulating the internet. I'm honestly surprised that it's become that big of a deal. I know he was huge in the 80s, but he hasn't even been in the news for years now. Is his death really overshadowing Iran? Gay.

Not Enough

I'll be honest...there just aren't enough hardcore bands that use vocoders and break into a techno chorus.

If you watch 40 seconds or so and feel like giving up, skip forward to 2:45. You'll be glad you did.

For Ian: Steven Seagal visits Dalai Lama

This is my favorite Steven Seagal video.

Terminator Saves Jesus

I forgot about this video, but it was a favorite of mine back before YouTube was around.

Non-Ryan Pwnage

I must perpetuate this video because it is simply awesome.

...

Stanky Leg - GS BOYZ

A little education for all of us

Featuring Ryan's favorite sound EFFEXXZZORS!!!

[via Gizmodo]

Wonder Boner